When I was, like, ten years old, this was pretty cool: Two birthday parties each year! Two christmas mornings! But alas, those were my days of childish greed. Now, it's just turned into two Thanksgiving dinners answering the same questions at each dinner:

"So why did your boyfriend, the one you were totally in love with, break up with you out of nowhere?"

"So what are you doing now that you've graduated and you have no money and no plans for the future?"